嗔秤戻幣�哉膵�云利匈嬉蝕湊蛸賜�塋床四衲���萩晦編報炎嘔囚^泡仟 ̄云利匈��
flipped(哂猟井)-及18何蛍
酔楯荷恬: 梓囚徒貧圭�鮗� ○ 賜 ★ 辛酔堀貧和鍬匈 梓囚徒貧議 Enter 囚辛指欺云慕朕村匈 梓囚徒貧圭�鮗� ● 辛指欺云匈競何! 泌惚云慕短嗤堋響頼���誅卒亮茂�俊彭堋響��辛聞喘貧圭 "辺茄欺厘議箝誓匂" 孔嬬 才 "紗秘慕禰" 孔嬬��
detached�察�neutral feeling。 No fireworks�察�no leftover
anger or resurging flutters。
Nothing。
After we'd had dessert and it was time to go�察�I went up to Bryce and told him I was sorry for
having been so fierce when we'd first e in。 ^I
should've let you apologize�察�and really�察�it was very nice of your family to have us over。 I know
it was a lot of work and�察�well�察�I think my mom had a
really good time and that's what matters to me。 ̄ We were looking right at each other�察�but it
was almost as though he didn't hear me。 ^Bryce�拭�I said
I'm sorry。 ̄
He nodded�察�and then our families were waving good´bye and saying good night。
I walked behind my mother�察�who was holding hands with my father�察�and beside my brothers�察 �
who were carrying home what was left of our pies。
We all wound up in the kitchen�察�and Matt poured himself a glass of milk and said to Mike�察 �
^That Mr。 Loski was sniffing us out pretty good tonight�察 �
wasn't he�拭院 �
^No kidding。 Maybe he thinks we're hot for his daughter。 ̄
^Not me�察�dude� �You�拭院 �
Mike got himself a glass of milk�察�too。 ^That's Skyler's gig。 No way I'd go there。 ̄ He grinned。
^But she was really cool tonight。 Did she e down
on papa bear or what�拭院 �
My dad took a paper plate out of the cupboard and cut a slice of pie。 ^You boys showed a lot
of restraint tonight。 I don't know if I could've kept my
cool that way。 ̄
´´´ Page 73´´´
^Aw�察�he's just�察�you know´ entrenched�察院�Matt said。 ^Gotta adjust to the perspective and deal
from there。 ̄ Then he added�察 �Not that I'd want him as
my dad´。 ̄
Mike practically sprayed his milk。 ^Dude� �Can you imagine�拭院�Then Matt gave my dad a slap
on the back and said�察 �No way。 I'm sticking with my
main man here。 ̄ My mom grinned from across the kitchen and said�察 �Me too。 ̄
I'd never seen my father cry。 And he didn't exactly sit there bawling�察�but there were definitely
tears welling up in his eyes。 He blinked them back
the best he could and said�察 �Don't you boys want some pie to go with that milk�拭院 �
^Dude�察院�said Matt as he straddled a chair。 ^I was just thinking that。 ̄
^Yeah�察院�Mike added。 ^I'm starved。 ̄
^Get me a plate�察�too� 院�I called as Mike dug through the cupboard。
^But we just ate�察院�my mother cried。
^e on�察�Trina�察�have some pie。 It's delicious。 ̄
I went to bed that night feeling very full and very happy。 And as I lay there in the dark�察�I
wondered at how much emotion can go into any given day�察 �
and thought how nice it was to feel this way at the end of it。
And as I nestled in and drifted off to sleep�察�my heart felt wonderfully´ free。
The next morning I still felt good。 I went outside and sprinkled the yard�察�enjoying the splish
and patter of water on soil�察�wondering when�察�when�察�that
first little blade of grass would spring up into the sunshine。
Then I went out back�察�cleaned the coop�察�raked the yard�察�and dug up some of the bigger
weeds growing along the edges。
Mrs。 Stueby leaned over the side fence as I was shoveling my rakings and weeds into a
trash can and said�察 �How's it going�察�Julianna�拭�Making
neat for a rooster�拭院 �
^A rooster�拭院 �
^Why�察�certainly。 Those hens need some motivation to start laying more� 院 �
It was true。 Bonnie and Clydette and the others were only laying about half the eggs that they
used to�察�but a rooster�拭 �I don't think the
neighborhood would appreciate my getting a rooster�察�Mrs。 Stueby。 Besides�察�we'd get chicks
and I don't think we can handle any more poultry back
here。 ̄
^Nonsense。 You've spoiled these birds�察�giving them the whole yard。 They can share the
space。 Easily� �How else are you going to maintain your
business�拭�Soon those birds won't be laying anything a´tall� 院 �
^They won't�拭院 �
^Well�察�very little。 ̄
I shook my head�察�then said�察 �They were just my chicks that grew into chickens and started
laying eggs。 I never really thought of it as a business。 ̄
^Well�察�my runnin' a tab has probably contributed to that�察�and I'm sorry。 I'll be sure and get you
the whole sum this week�察�but consider buying
yourself a rooster with some of it。 I've got a friend down on Newb Street who is positively
green over my deviled eggs。 I gave her my recipe�察�but
she says hers just don't taste the same。 ̄ She winked at me。 ^I'm certain she'd pay
handsomely for a supply of my secret ingredient if it became
available。 ̄ She turned to go�察�then said�察 �By´the´by�察�Julianna�察�you have done a mighty fine job
on that front yard。 Most impressive� 院 �
^Thanks�察�Mrs。 Stueby�察院�I called as she slid open her patio door。 ^Thanks very much。 ̄
I finished scooping up the piles I'd made and thought about what Mrs。 Stueby had said。
Should I really get a rooster�拭�I'd heard that having one
around made chickens lay more�察�whether they were in contact with each other or not。 I could
even breed my chickens and get a whole new set of
layers。 But did I really want to go through all of that again�拭 �
´´´ Page 74´´´
Not really。 I didn't want to be the neighborhood rancher。 If my girls quit laying altogether�察�that
would be just fine with me。
I put away the rake and shovel�察�clucked a kiss on each of the hens�察�and went inside。 It felt
good to take charge of my own destiny� �I felt strong and
right and certain。
Little did I know how a few days back at school would change all of that。
Flipped
After the dinner Juli was nice to me at school。 Which I hated。 Mad was better than nice。
Gaga was better than ´ nice。 It was like I was a stranger to
her�察�and man�察�it bugged me。 Bugged me big´time。
Then the auction happened�察�and I found myself with even bigger problems。
The auction is this bogus way the Booster Club raises money for the school。 They insist it's
an honor to be chosen�察�but bull´stinkin'´loney to that� �
Bottom line is�察�twenty guys get shanghaied。 They have to e up with fancy picnic lunches
and then be humiliated in front of the whole school while
girls bid to have lunch with them。
Guess who made this year's top twenty。
You'd think mothers would say�察�Hey�察�there's no way you're going to auction my son off to the
highest bidder�察�but no。 Instead�察�they're all flattered
that their son's been elected a basket boy。
Yes�察�my friend�察�that's what they call you。 Over the P。A。 you hear stuff like�察 �There will be an
organizational meeting of the newly elected basket
boys in the MPR at lunch today。 All basket boys must attend。 ̄
Pretty soon you've pletely lost your name。 You and nieen other saps are known
simply as Basket Boy。
My mom�察�of course�察�was into it�察�ing up with all sorts of stuff to put in my basket so I'd get
the highest bid。 I tried to explain that I didn't want to
be in Mayfield Junior High's Basket Boy Hall of Fame�察�and that really�察�what was in the basket
didn't matter。 It wasn't like girls were bidding on the
basket。 When you got right down to it�察�this was a meat market。
^You eat lunch on campus and that's the end of it。 It is hardly a meat market�察�Bryce。 It's an
honor� �Besides�察�maybe someone really nice will bid on
you and you'll make a new friend� 院 �
Mothers can be in such denial。
And then Garrett bends my ear with the news that Shelly Stalls is breaking up with Mitch
Michaelson�察�and that she�察�Miranda Humes�察�and Jenny
Atkinson are starting some bidding war over me。 ^Dude� 院�he tells me。 ^The two hottest chicks
on campus。 And I swear to god�察�man�察�Shelly's
dumped Mitch because of you。 I heard it direct from Shagreer�察�and dude�察�Shagreer the Ear
knows all。 ̄ He throws me this nasty grin and says�察 �Me�察 �
I'm rooting for Jumbo Jenny。 It would serve you right for being such a basket boy。 ̄
I told him to shut up�察�but he was right。 With the way my luck was running�察�I'd probably get
stuck with Jumbo Jenny。 I could just see it ! six feet of
beefy babe downing both halves of my lunch and then ing after me。 Jenny's the only girl
or guy on campus who can dunk a basketball。 The
whole gym shakes when she lands。 And since she's got no�察�you know´ female parabolas�察 �
the girl could shave her head and make it in the NBA。
Seriously。 No one would ever suspect。
Her parents give her anything she wants�察�too。 Rumor has it they converted their garage into
a full´on basketball court just for her。
Which meant that in the game of the basket boys�察�I was as good as slam´dunked。
Unless�察�unless Shelly or Miranda was high bidder。 But how could I make sure that happened�拭 �
My brain went into overdrive�察�constructing a plan�察 �
and in the end I decided that there was only one sensible course of action。
´´´ Page 75´´´
Kiss up to both of them。
Halfway through my first day of doing this�察�I felt like a skunk。 Not that I was being gross about
it or anything。 I was just�察�you know�察�friendly。 And even
though Shelly and Miranda didn't seem to smell a thing�察�Garrett did。
^Dude� 院�he says to me on Thursday。 ^I can see your game�察�man。 ̄
^What are you talking about�拭院 �
^Don't deny it�察�dude。 You're working them both。 ̄ He es up and whispers in my ear�察 �
^Basket boy or not�察�I'm in awe。 ̄
^Shut up�察�man。 ̄
^Seriously� �The Ear says they were�察�like�察�clawing each other in P。E。 today。 ̄
I had to know。 ^What about ´ Jumbo Jenny�拭院 �
He shrugs。 ^Haven't heard。 But we'll find out tomorrow�察�won't we�察�dude�拭院 �
My mother dropped me off at school on Friday with my stupid oversized picnic basket�察�and
since all basket boys have to dress up�察�I was choking
in a tie and feeling pletely dweeblike in slacks and dress shoes。
Kids whistled and shouted�察 �Oooh�察�baby� 院�as I headed up the walkway�察�and then Jumbo
Jenny passed me�察�taking the front steps three at a time。
^Wow�察�Bryce�察院�she said over her shoulder。 ^You look´ delicious。 ̄
Oh�察�man� �I practically ran to the classroom where all the basket boys were supposed to meet�察 �
and the minute I walked in�察�I felt better。 I was
surrounded by other dweebs�察�who seemed genuinely happy to see me。 ^Hey�察�Loski ̄�察 �Yo�察 �
dude ̄�察 �Doesn't this suck eggs�拭隠察 �Why didn't you take the
bus�察�man�拭院 �
Misery loves pany。
Then Mrs。 McClure�察�the president of the Boosters�察�the lady who lassoed us all�察�hoofs it
through the door。 ^Oh�察�my� 院�she says。 ^You all look so
handsome� 院 �
Not one word about our baskets。 Not one little sneak peek inside。 No�察�for all she cared�察�those
puppies were empty。
Meat market�拭 �
You better believe it� �
^Don't be so nervous�察�boys�察院�Mrs。 McClure was saying。 ^You're going to have a wonderful
day� 院�She pulls out a list of names and starts ordering
us into line。 We get numbers�察�our baskets get numbers�察�we fill out three´by´five cards to her
insane specifications�察�and by the time she's got us all
organized and is sure we know what to do and what not to do�察�we've missed all of first and
most of second period。 ^Okay�察�gentlemen�察院�she says。
^Leave your baskets where they are and go to´ where are we now�拭�Still in second�拭院�She
looks at the clock。 ^Right。 Second。 ̄
^What about passes�拭院�some sensible basket boy asked。
^Your teachers have a list。 But if they say anything�察�tell them I say your neckties are your
passes。 I'll meet you back here when everyone's
dismissed for the auction。 Got it�拭�Don't dawdle� 院 �
We grumbled�察�Yeah�察�yeah�察�and headed to class。 And I can tell you this�察�not one of the twenty
of us listened to a word any of our teachers said that
morning。 How can you listen with a noose around your neck�察�pinched toes�察�and a room full of
idiots thinking it's open season on basket boys�拭 �
Whoever started this stupid tradition ought to be crammed into a basket and tossed
downstream without a serving spoon。
I was basket boy number nine。 Which meant I had to stand there on the stage in the gym
while nearly half the guys got auctioned off。 Minimum bid�察 �
ten bucks。 And if nobody bid�察�the secret was a teacher was assigned to bid on you。
Yes�察�my friend�察�the possibilities for mortification were infinite。
Some of the moms showed up and stood off to the side with their camcorders and zoom
lenses�察�fidgeting and waving and basically acting as
´´´ Page 76´´´
dweeby as their sons looked。 I should know。 My mom took an hour off work to be one of
them。
Tim Pello was basket boy number five�察�and his mom actually bid on him。 No kidding。 She
jumped up and down�察�yelling�察 �Twenty� �I'll give you
twenty� 院�Man�察�that'll brand you for life。 Lucky for Tim�察�Kelly Trott came up with twenty´two fifty
and saved his sorry self from everlasting torture as a
mama's boy ! one of the few fates worse than basket boy。
Caleb Hughes was up next�察�and he fetched the Boosters all of eleven fifty。 Then came Chad
Ormonde�察�who I swear was ready to pee his pants
when Mrs。 McClure made him step forward。 She read his card�察�pinched his cheeks�察�and
raked in fifteen even。
At this point what stood between me and the auction block was Jon Trulock。 And I wasn't
exactly interested in what he had in his basket or what
his hobbies and favorite sports were。 I was too busy scanning the crowd for Jumbo Jenny�察 �
sweating my pits off。
Mrs。 McClure calls into the microphone�察 �Do I hear ten�拭院�and it took me a minute to tune in to
the fact that no one said ^Ten� 院�No one said
anything。 ^e on�察�out there� �The lunch is delicious。 Strawberry tarts�察�um ´ ̄ And Mrs。
McClure goes back to reading off the three´by´five about
Jon Trulock's lunch。
Talk about embarrassing� �This was worse than being a mama's boy。 Worse than lunch with
Jumbo Jenny� �How'd he get voted basket boy if
nobody wanted to have lunch with him�拭 �
Then off to the right of the crowd I hear�察 �Ten� 院 �
^Ten�拭�Did I hear ten�拭院�Mrs。 McClure says with a fluttery smile。
^Twelve� 院�came a different voice from the same area。
The first voice came back with ^Fifteen� 院�and all of a sudden I recognized whose voice it was。
Juli Baker's。
I searched through the crowd and found her�察�hand waving in the air�察�that look all over her
face。
^Sixteen� 院�came the other voice。
There was a pause�察�but then Juli shoots back with ^Eighteen� 院 �
^Eighteen� 院�cries Mrs。 McClure�察�who looks like she's about to collapse from relief。 She
pauses�察�then says�察 �Eighteen going once ´ Eighteen
going twice ´ Sold� �for eighteen dollars。 ̄
To Juli�拭�She was the last person I expected to bid on a lunch。 Anybody's lunch。
Jon staggered back into line。 And I knew I was supposed to step forward�察�but I couldn't
budge。 I felt like I'd been slugged in the stomach。 Did Juli
like Jon�拭�Is that why she'd been so´so´ nice lately�拭�Because she didn't care about me
anymore�拭�All my life she'd been there�察�waiting to be
avoided�察�and now it was like I didn't even exist。
^Step u
酔楯荷恬: 梓囚徒貧圭�鮗� ○ 賜 ★ 辛酔堀貧和鍬匈 梓囚徒貧議 Enter 囚辛指欺云慕朕村匈 梓囚徒貧圭�鮗� ● 辛指欺云匈競何!
梁椣戻幣�� 梁心弌傍議揖扮窟燕得胎��傍竃徭失議心隈才凪万弌誌育断蛍�輌臆惨軼僑〃�燕慕得珊辛參資誼持蛍才将刮襲潜��範寔亟圻幹慕得 瓜寡追葎娼得辛參資誼寄楚署衛、持蛍才将刮襲潜填��